So, that happened

The ex husband got married, and then the following week, took his child bride to my church. (seriously, child) (stunningly gorgeous child from what I understand)

I'll let you chew on that for a minute.

Or 17,000 of them. I know I'm still processing it.

I'm officially a First Wife.

I can't make this up.

Stay tuned, I have plenty more to talk about (Men who take pity on me and cook! Running into church friends while you are with your ex at Whole Foods! Liar, liar pants on fire-s! Men who send texts you really don't need!), just been trying to process this nugget for the last week.